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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 14:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the American mobile phone number format?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Were the 1980s as uptight and prudish as movies and TV shows make them out to be? When I think of 80s culture, I think about a very "icky" judgmental yuppie status quo time period.

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Cave art discovery depicts an animal that went extinct 280-million-years ago, baffling researchers - Earth.com

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?