What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?
• Cave art discovery depicts an animal that went extinct 280-million-years ago, baffling researchers - Earth.com
• What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
• What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
• Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?
• Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
• Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?
• Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?
• How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
• Why singing is good for your brain, even if you are no Beyoncé - The Washington Post
• Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.
• Were the 1980s as uptight and prudish as movies and TV shows make them out to be? When I think of 80s culture, I think about a very "icky" judgmental yuppie status quo time period.
• What is the American mobile phone number format?
• Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?