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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
How do I become an intelligent man?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives