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11.06.2025 00:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

How do I become an intelligent man?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Satellite Scanning the World’s Oceans Detects Elusive Phenomena Scientists Say Had "Been Hiding in Plain Sight - The Debrief

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

The Nintendo Switch 2 is here: all of the launch news - theverge.com

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?