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14.06.2025 14:11

Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...